Stop.Dating

Ending a relationship is difficult. Let a bot do your dirty work for you!

Created by Roger Pincombe, the monster who brought you Insultron, in 24 hours for the VentureBeat Botathon SF on July 10th, 2016. Source code available on GitHub. Use with care :-)

We were promised a world where computers do our bidding, where intelligent bots handle the unpleasant work and leave humans free to enjoy life on their own terms. But what is more unpleasant and emotionally taxing than breaking off a relationship that has run its course? It's time for a bot to step up and relieve us of our burdens!

The Stop.Dating bot handles everything from breaking the news to your soon-to-be-ex and any followup pushback/questions/anger/guilt they may try to burden you with. The bot handles it all for you, and even helps to block your new ex so they can't bother you anymore. Ah, the sweet bliss of singleness without the messy conversation and feelings. Because what are bots good for if not reducing down a complex emotional ordeal to a well-defined set of tasks performed without mercy or remorse?


Get started now! Just send a text message to (443) 2-REJECT [(443) 273-5328] and the Stop.Dating bot will do the rest!





(In case it's unclear, this bot is mostly tounge-in-cheek silliness. But it does work, so use it wisely!)